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The auction

2020 draft recap

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Auction recap

The 2020 auction is in the books. Christian McCaffrey (RB, CAR) went for $72 to What the Funchess, the official price of "I did my research in the group chat." Zeke Squad walked out with $20 still in the wallet. That is not a strategy. That is a souvenir. Hotel Motel Golladay Inn spent $198 of $200. Vacancy sign is down. Wi-Fi is still extra.

Thu, Aug 27, 2020, 11:23 PM

Highest bid

$72

Christian McCaffrey · RB · CAR · What the Funchess

First off the board

Derrick Henry

$58 · RB · Tua Gotta Be Kidding Me

Most leftover

$20

Zeke Squad spent $180

RB spend

$127

RIP Harambe

The room

Dad's Team

Abode4Life

$199

$1 left

Dad's Team spent $2 on quarterback and $47 on Joe Mixon. They drafted a stadium and forgot the quarterback entrance.

  • Joe Mixon · RB · CIN$47
  • Travis Kelce · TE · KC$38
  • Courtland Sutton · WR · DEN$25
  • Keenan Allen · WR · LAC$23
  • Jonathan Taylor · RB · IND$19
  • Phillip Lindsay · RB · DEN$12
  • Tyler Higbee · TE · LAR$8
  • A.J. Green · WR · CIN$7
  • Sterling Shepard · WR · NYG$7
  • Marvin Jones Jr. · WR · DET$6
  • Greg Zuerlein · K · DAL$2
  • Golden Tate · WR · FA$2
  • Jared Goff · QB · DET$1
  • Matthew Stafford · QB · LAR · auto$1
  • Tony Pollard · RB · DAL · auto$1

Tan and Chubb

mattman42387

$199

$1 left

Tan and Chubb dumped $108 into running backs, led by Alvin Kamara at $57. If rushing yards were a love language, this was a proposal.

  • Alvin Kamara · RB · NO$57
  • Nick Chubb · RB · CLE$47
  • Davante Adams · WR · GB$43
  • Tyreek Hill · WR · KC$37
  • Baker Mayfield · QB · CLE$4
  • Ryan Tannehill · QB · TEN$2
  • Breshad Perriman · WR · NYJ · auto$1
  • Chris Herndon · TE · NYJ · auto$1
  • DeSean Jackson · WR · FA · auto$1
  • Parris Campbell · WR · IND · auto$1
  • Nyheim Hines · RB · IND · auto$1
  • Ke'Shawn Vaughn · RB · TB · auto$1
  • Justin Jackson · RB · LAC · auto$1
  • Ka'imi Fairbairn · K · HOU · auto$1
  • Jerick McKinnon · RB · SF · auto$1

Uncle Rico Minshew's Thumb

roddaa

$199

$1 left

Uncle Rico Minshew's Thumb dumped $107 into running backs, led by Miles Sanders at $47. The committee is twelve people and also just them, panicking.

  • Miles Sanders · RB · PHI$47
  • Austin Ekeler · RB · LAC$43
  • Kenny Golladay · WR · DET$39
  • Adam Thielen · WR · MIN$24
  • Ronald Jones II · RB · TB$13
  • Deshaun Watson · QB · HOU$8
  • Diontae Johnson · WR · PIT$6
  • Jerry Jeudy · WR · DEN$3
  • Blake Jarwin · TE · DAL$3
  • Preston Williams · WR · MIA$3
  • Alexander Mattison · RB · MIN$3
  • Gardner Minshew II · QB · JAX$3
  • Noah Fant · TE · DEN$2
  • Boston Scott · RB · PHI$1
  • Jake Elliott · K · PHI$1

What the Funchess

5674petersm

$199

$1 left

What the Funchess paid the room-high $72 for Christian McCaffrey and still had $41 left for DeAndre Hopkins. They did not win the nomination so much as scare the nomination.

  • Christian McCaffrey · RB · CAR$72
  • DeAndre Hopkins · WR · ARI$41
  • Odell Beckham Jr. · WR · CLE$27
  • Le'Veon Bell · RB · KC$18
  • Kareem Hunt · RB · CLE$13
  • Rob Gronkowski · TE · TB$5
  • Antonio Brown · WR · TB$5
  • Marlon Mack · RB · IND$3
  • AJ Dillon · RB · GB$3
  • LeSean McCoy · RB · TB$3
  • Josh Allen · QB · BUF$2
  • Mike Williams · WR · LAC$2
  • Sammy Watkins · WR · KC$2
  • Allen Lazard · WR · GB$2
  • Mason Crosby · K · GB$1

Five Foot Helaire

bruiser5559330

$198

$2 left

Five Foot Helaire spent $198: Clyde Edwards-Helaire at $53, DJ Moore at $27, and a night of pretending this was value. A process board in a league that only remembers the process when it fails.

  • Clyde Edwards-Helaire · RB · KC$53
  • DJ Moore · WR · CAR$27
  • Robert Woods · WR · LAR$22
  • Lamar Jackson · QB · BAL$20
  • Tyler Lockett · WR · SEA$17
  • D'Andre Swift · RB · DET$17
  • Zach Ertz · TE · PHI$16
  • Mark Andrews · TE · BAL$13
  • Darrell Henderson Jr. · RB · LAR$5
  • Ben Roethlisberger · QB · PIT$2
  • Mecole Hardman · WR · KC · auto$2
  • Justin Tucker · K · BAL$1
  • Curtis Samuel · WR · CAR · auto$1
  • Adrian Peterson · RB · DET · auto$1
  • Larry Fitzgerald · WR · ARI · auto$1

Hotel Motel Golladay Inn

skianth16

$198

$2 left

Hotel Motel Golladay Inn spent $198 of $200, headlined by Kenyan Drake at $49, and left $2 on the nightstand. They checked in, requested extra towels, and nominated like the continental breakfast was included.

  • Kenyan Drake · RB · ARI$49
  • Josh Jacobs · RB · LV$49
  • Mike Evans · WR · TB$40
  • Patrick Mahomes · QB · KC$23
  • Zack Moss · RB · BUF$7
  • Kerryon Johnson · RB · DET$5
  • Marquise Brown · WR · BAL$5
  • John Brown · WR · BUF$5
  • Robby Anderson · WR · CAR$4
  • Chris Boswell · K · PIT$3
  • Jordan Howard · RB · PHI$2
  • Matt Ryan · QB · ATL$2
  • Joe Burrow · QB · CIN$2
  • Tee Higgins · WR · CIN$1
  • Hunter Henry · TE · LAC$1

RIP Harambe

steve.miracle

$198

$2 left

RIP Harambe put $69 on Ezekiel Elliott and $54 on Aaron Jones, which is 62% of the night in two clicks. Stars and scrubs, except the scrubs still have to play.

  • Ezekiel Elliott · RB · DAL$69
  • Aaron Jones · RB · GB$54
  • Allen Robinson II · WR · CHI$26
  • Terry McLaurin · WR · WSH$17
  • DJ Chark Jr. · WR · JAX$13
  • Darren Waller · TE · LV$8
  • Antonio Gibson · RB · WSH$2
  • Jimmy Garoppolo · QB · SF$2
  • Robbie Gould · K · SF$1
  • Jalen Reagor · WR · PHI$1
  • Damien Harris · RB · NE$1
  • Kirk Cousins · QB · MIN$1
  • Brandon Aiyuk · WR · SF$1
  • Chase Edmonds · RB · ARI$1
  • Eric Ebron · TE · PIT$1

Tua Gotta Be Kidding Me

htd658

$197

$3 left

Tua Gotta Be Kidding Me dumped $104 into running backs, led by Derrick Henry at $58. They did not draft a backfield. They drafted a timeshare presentation.

  • Derrick Henry · RB · TEN$58
  • Chris Carson · RB · SEA$30
  • Amari Cooper · WR · DAL$27
  • Cooper Kupp · WR · LAR$21
  • A.J. Brown · WR · TEN$19
  • Mark Ingram II · RB · FA$12
  • Julian Edelman · WR · NE$10
  • Dak Prescott · QB · DAL$9
  • Hayden Hurst · TE · ATL$3
  • Latavius Murray · RB · NO$3
  • Wil Lutz · K · NO$1
  • Duke Johnson · RB · FA$1
  • Jack Doyle · TE · IND · auto$1
  • Tua Tagovailoa · QB · MIA$1
  • N'Keal Harry · WR · NE$1

BGRT Teenie Boppers

promm3

$195

$5 left

BGRT Teenie Boppers put $98 into wideouts, with Chris Godwin at $34 as the sermon. The slot is crowded. The backfield is a rumor.

  • George Kittle · TE · SF$34
  • Chris Godwin · WR · TB$34
  • Todd Gurley II · RB · ATL$24
  • Calvin Ridley · WR · ATL$24
  • Melvin Gordon III · RB · DEN$20
  • Michael Gallup · WR · DAL$15
  • DeVante Parker · WR · MIA$12
  • Tom Brady · QB · TB$7
  • Justin Jefferson · WR · MIN$7
  • Deebo Samuel · WR · SF$5
  • Tarik Cohen · RB · CHI$5
  • Carson Wentz · QB · IND$4
  • Harrison Butker · K · KC$2
  • Austin Hooper · TE · CLE$1
  • Michael Pittman Jr. · WR · IND$1

I Diggs Lamb Chops

chjames22

$192

$8 left

I Diggs Lamb Chops dumped $115 into running backs, led by Saquon Barkley at $68. If rushing yards were a love language, this was a proposal.

  • Saquon Barkley · RB · NYG$68
  • James Conner · RB · PIT$21
  • DK Metcalf · WR · SEA$18
  • Will Fuller V · WR · HOU$14
  • Tevin Coleman · RB · SF$13
  • Kyler Murray · QB · ARI$10
  • Stefon Diggs · WR · BUF$10
  • Russell Wilson · QB · SEA$9
  • David Montgomery · RB · CHI$8
  • Jamison Crowder · WR · NYJ$7
  • CeeDee Lamb · WR · DAL$6
  • J.K. Dobbins · RB · BAL$5
  • Christian Kirk · WR · ARI$1
  • Mike Gesicki · TE · MIA$1
  • Zane Gonzalez · K · FA$1

Shime Time

bshime45

$187

$13 left

Shime Time put $119 into wideouts, with Michael Thomas at $58 as the sermon. That is a receiving corps and a prayer that someone hands the ball off.

  • Michael Thomas · WR · NO$58
  • JuJu Smith-Schuster · WR · PIT$33
  • Leonard Fournette · RB · TB$26
  • Tyler Boyd · WR · CIN$13
  • Cam Akers · RB · LAR$13
  • Devin Singletary · RB · BUF$12
  • Jarvis Landry · WR · CLE$11
  • Raheem Mostert · RB · SF$7
  • Jared Cook · TE · FA$3
  • Daniel Jones · QB · NYG$3
  • Darius Slayton · WR · NYG$3
  • Cam Newton · QB · NE$2
  • Anthony Miller · WR · CHI$1
  • Matt Gay · K · LAR$1
  • Jonnu Smith · TE · TEN · auto$1
ZEK

Zeke Squad

viper36421

$180

$20 left

Zeke Squad walked out with $20 still in the wallet after Dalvin Cook at $58. Leftover auction cash is not discipline. It is a souvenir.

  • Dalvin Cook · RB · MIN$58
  • Julio Jones · WR · ATL$47
  • David Johnson · RB · HOU$19
  • T.Y. Hilton · WR · IND$13
  • Henry Ruggs III · WR · LV$10
  • Brandin Cooks · WR · HOU$6
  • James White · RB · NE$6
  • Emmanuel Sanders · WR · NO$4
  • Aaron Rodgers · QB · GB$4
  • Evan Engram · TE · NYG$4
  • Sony Michel · RB · NE$3
  • Drew Brees · QB · NO$2
  • Matt Breida · RB · MIA$2
  • Matt Prater · K · DET$1
  • T.J. Hockenson · TE · DET$1

Price list

BidPlayerTeam
$72

Christian McCaffrey

RB · CAR

What the Funchess
$69

Ezekiel Elliott

RB · DAL

RIP Harambe
$68

Saquon Barkley

RB · NYG

I Diggs Lamb Chops
$58

Derrick Henry

RB · TEN

Tua Gotta Be Kidding Me
$58

Dalvin Cook

RB · MIN

Zeke Squad
$58

Michael Thomas

WR · NO

Shime Time
$57

Alvin Kamara

RB · NO

Tan and Chubb
$54

Aaron Jones

RB · GB

RIP Harambe
$53

Clyde Edwards-Helaire

RB · KC

Five Foot Helaire
$49

Kenyan Drake

RB · ARI

Hotel Motel Golladay Inn
$49

Josh Jacobs

RB · LV

Hotel Motel Golladay Inn
$47

Joe Mixon

RB · CIN

Dad's Team
$47

Nick Chubb

RB · CLE

Tan and Chubb
$47

Julio Jones

WR · ATL

Zeke Squad
$47

Miles Sanders

RB · PHI

Uncle Rico Minshew's Thumb
$43

Davante Adams

WR · GB

Tan and Chubb
$43

Austin Ekeler

RB · LAC

Uncle Rico Minshew's Thumb
$41

DeAndre Hopkins

WR · ARI

What the Funchess
$40

Mike Evans

WR · TB

Hotel Motel Golladay Inn
$39

Kenny Golladay

WR · DET

Uncle Rico Minshew's Thumb
$38

Travis Kelce

TE · KC

Dad's Team
$37

Tyreek Hill

WR · KC

Tan and Chubb
$34

George Kittle

TE · SF

BGRT Teenie Boppers
$34

Chris Godwin

WR · TB

BGRT Teenie Boppers
$33

JuJu Smith-Schuster

WR · PIT

Shime Time
$30

Chris Carson

RB · SEA

Tua Gotta Be Kidding Me
$27

Odell Beckham Jr.

WR · CLE

What the Funchess
$27

DJ Moore

WR · CAR

Five Foot Helaire
$27

Amari Cooper

WR · DAL

Tua Gotta Be Kidding Me
$26

Allen Robinson II

WR · CHI

RIP Harambe
$26

Leonard Fournette

RB · TB

Shime Time
$25

Courtland Sutton

WR · DEN

Dad's Team
$24

Adam Thielen

WR · MIN

Uncle Rico Minshew's Thumb
$24

Todd Gurley II

RB · ATL

BGRT Teenie Boppers
$24

Calvin Ridley

WR · ATL

BGRT Teenie Boppers
$23

Patrick Mahomes

QB · KC

Hotel Motel Golladay Inn
$23

Keenan Allen

WR · LAC

Dad's Team
$22

Robert Woods

WR · LAR

Five Foot Helaire
$21

James Conner

RB · PIT

I Diggs Lamb Chops
$21

Cooper Kupp

WR · LAR

Tua Gotta Be Kidding Me
$20

Lamar Jackson

QB · BAL

Five Foot Helaire
$20

Melvin Gordon III

RB · DEN

BGRT Teenie Boppers
$19

Jonathan Taylor

RB · IND

Dad's Team
$19

David Johnson

RB · HOU

Zeke Squad
$19

A.J. Brown

WR · TEN

Tua Gotta Be Kidding Me
$18

Le'Veon Bell

RB · KC

What the Funchess
$18

DK Metcalf

WR · SEA

I Diggs Lamb Chops
$17

Tyler Lockett

WR · SEA

Five Foot Helaire
$17

Terry McLaurin

WR · WSH

RIP Harambe
$17

D'Andre Swift

RB · DET

Five Foot Helaire
$16

Zach Ertz

TE · PHI

Five Foot Helaire
$15

Michael Gallup

WR · DAL

BGRT Teenie Boppers
$14

Will Fuller V

WR · HOU

I Diggs Lamb Chops
$13

Mark Andrews

TE · BAL

Five Foot Helaire
$13

Ronald Jones II

RB · TB

Uncle Rico Minshew's Thumb
$13

Tyler Boyd

WR · CIN

Shime Time
$13

Cam Akers

RB · LAR

Shime Time
$13

DJ Chark Jr.

WR · JAX

RIP Harambe
$13

T.Y. Hilton

WR · IND

Zeke Squad
$13

Kareem Hunt

RB · CLE

What the Funchess
$13

Tevin Coleman

RB · SF

I Diggs Lamb Chops
$12

Devin Singletary

RB · BUF

Shime Time
$12

DeVante Parker

WR · MIA

BGRT Teenie Boppers
$12

Mark Ingram II

RB · FA

Tua Gotta Be Kidding Me
$12

Phillip Lindsay

RB · DEN

Dad's Team
$11

Jarvis Landry

WR · CLE

Shime Time
$10

Kyler Murray

QB · ARI

I Diggs Lamb Chops
$10

Stefon Diggs

WR · BUF

I Diggs Lamb Chops
$10

Julian Edelman

WR · NE

Tua Gotta Be Kidding Me
$10

Henry Ruggs III

WR · LV

Zeke Squad
$9

Dak Prescott

QB · DAL

Tua Gotta Be Kidding Me
$9

Russell Wilson

QB · SEA

I Diggs Lamb Chops
$8

Deshaun Watson

QB · HOU

Uncle Rico Minshew's Thumb
$8

David Montgomery

RB · CHI

I Diggs Lamb Chops
$8

Darren Waller

TE · LV

RIP Harambe
$8

Tyler Higbee

TE · LAR

Dad's Team
$7

Tom Brady

QB · TB

BGRT Teenie Boppers
$7

Jamison Crowder

WR · NYJ

I Diggs Lamb Chops
$7

Raheem Mostert

RB · SF

Shime Time
$7

A.J. Green

WR · CIN

Dad's Team
$7

Sterling Shepard

WR · NYG

Dad's Team
$7

Zack Moss

RB · BUF

Hotel Motel Golladay Inn
$7

Justin Jefferson

WR · MIN

BGRT Teenie Boppers
$6

Brandin Cooks

WR · HOU

Zeke Squad
$6

Marvin Jones Jr.

WR · DET

Dad's Team
$6

Diontae Johnson

WR · PIT

Uncle Rico Minshew's Thumb
$6

CeeDee Lamb

WR · DAL

I Diggs Lamb Chops
$6

James White

RB · NE

Zeke Squad
$5

Rob Gronkowski

TE · TB

What the Funchess
$5

Kerryon Johnson

RB · DET

Hotel Motel Golladay Inn
$5

Marquise Brown

WR · BAL

Hotel Motel Golladay Inn
$5

J.K. Dobbins

RB · BAL

I Diggs Lamb Chops
$5

Deebo Samuel

WR · SF

BGRT Teenie Boppers
$5

Darrell Henderson Jr.

RB · LAR

Five Foot Helaire
$5

Tarik Cohen

RB · CHI

BGRT Teenie Boppers
$5

John Brown

WR · BUF

Hotel Motel Golladay Inn
$5

Antonio Brown

WR · TB

What the Funchess
$4

Emmanuel Sanders

WR · NO

Zeke Squad
$4

Aaron Rodgers

QB · GB

Zeke Squad
$4

Evan Engram

TE · NYG

Zeke Squad
$4

Carson Wentz

QB · IND

BGRT Teenie Boppers
$4

Robby Anderson

WR · CAR

Hotel Motel Golladay Inn
$4

Baker Mayfield

QB · CLE

Tan and Chubb
$3

Jared Cook

TE · FA

Shime Time
$3

Jerry Jeudy

WR · DEN

Uncle Rico Minshew's Thumb
$3

Marlon Mack

RB · IND

What the Funchess
$3

Blake Jarwin

TE · DAL

Uncle Rico Minshew's Thumb
$3

Hayden Hurst

TE · ATL

Tua Gotta Be Kidding Me
$3

Sony Michel

RB · NE

Zeke Squad
$3

Daniel Jones

QB · NYG

Shime Time
$3

Preston Williams

WR · MIA

Uncle Rico Minshew's Thumb
$3

Darius Slayton

WR · NYG

Shime Time
$3

Alexander Mattison

RB · MIN

Uncle Rico Minshew's Thumb
$3

Latavius Murray

RB · NO

Tua Gotta Be Kidding Me
$3

Chris Boswell

K · PIT

Hotel Motel Golladay Inn
$3

Gardner Minshew II

QB · JAX

Uncle Rico Minshew's Thumb
$3

AJ Dillon

RB · GB

What the Funchess
$3

LeSean McCoy

RB · TB

What the Funchess
$2

Harrison Butker

K · KC

BGRT Teenie Boppers
$2

Ben Roethlisberger

QB · PIT

Five Foot Helaire
$2

Josh Allen

QB · BUF

What the Funchess
$2

Greg Zuerlein

K · DAL

Dad's Team
$2

Drew Brees

QB · NO

Zeke Squad
$2

Cam Newton

QB · NE

Shime Time
$2

Noah Fant

TE · DEN

Uncle Rico Minshew's Thumb
$2

Jordan Howard

RB · PHI

Hotel Motel Golladay Inn
$2

Golden Tate

WR · FA

Dad's Team
$2

Antonio Gibson

RB · WSH

RIP Harambe
$2

Matt Ryan

QB · ATL

Hotel Motel Golladay Inn
$2

Joe Burrow

QB · CIN

Hotel Motel Golladay Inn
$2

Matt Breida

RB · MIA

Zeke Squad
$2

Mecole Hardman

WR · KC

Five Foot Helaire
$2

Jimmy Garoppolo

QB · SF

RIP Harambe
$2

Ryan Tannehill

QB · TEN

Tan and Chubb
$2

Mike Williams

WR · LAC

What the Funchess
$2

Sammy Watkins

WR · KC

What the Funchess
$2

Allen Lazard

WR · GB

What the Funchess
$1

Wil Lutz

K · NO

Tua Gotta Be Kidding Me
$1

Tee Higgins

WR · CIN

Hotel Motel Golladay Inn
$1

Justin Tucker

K · BAL

Five Foot Helaire
$1

Jared Goff

QB · DET

Dad's Team
$1

Anthony Miller

WR · CHI

Shime Time
$1

Christian Kirk

WR · ARI

I Diggs Lamb Chops
$1

Robbie Gould

K · SF

RIP Harambe
$1

Matt Prater

K · DET

Zeke Squad
$1

Boston Scott

RB · PHI

Uncle Rico Minshew's Thumb
$1

Mike Gesicki

TE · MIA

I Diggs Lamb Chops
$1

Hunter Henry

TE · LAC

Hotel Motel Golladay Inn
$1

Matthew Stafford

QB · LAR

Dad's Team
$1

T.J. Hockenson

TE · DET

Zeke Squad
$1

Matt Gay

K · LAR

Shime Time
$1

Zane Gonzalez

K · FA

I Diggs Lamb Chops
$1

Austin Hooper

TE · CLE

BGRT Teenie Boppers
$1

Curtis Samuel

WR · CAR

Five Foot Helaire
$1

Mason Crosby

K · GB

What the Funchess
$1

Jonnu Smith

TE · TEN

Shime Time
$1

Duke Johnson

RB · FA

Tua Gotta Be Kidding Me
$1

Tony Pollard

RB · DAL

Dad's Team
$1

Michael Pittman Jr.

WR · IND

BGRT Teenie Boppers
$1

Breshad Perriman

WR · NYJ

Tan and Chubb
$1

Jalen Reagor

WR · PHI

RIP Harambe
$1

Jack Doyle

TE · IND

Tua Gotta Be Kidding Me
$1

Adrian Peterson

RB · DET

Five Foot Helaire
$1

Chris Herndon

TE · NYJ

Tan and Chubb
$1

Jake Elliott

K · PHI

Uncle Rico Minshew's Thumb
$1

Tua Tagovailoa

QB · MIA

Tua Gotta Be Kidding Me
$1

Larry Fitzgerald

WR · ARI

Five Foot Helaire
$1

DeSean Jackson

WR · FA

Tan and Chubb
$1

Damien Harris

RB · NE

RIP Harambe
$1

N'Keal Harry

WR · NE

Tua Gotta Be Kidding Me
$1

Parris Campbell

WR · IND

Tan and Chubb
$1

Kirk Cousins

QB · MIN

RIP Harambe
$1

Nyheim Hines

RB · IND

Tan and Chubb
$1

Brandon Aiyuk

WR · SF

RIP Harambe
$1

Ke'Shawn Vaughn

RB · TB

Tan and Chubb
$1

Chase Edmonds

RB · ARI

RIP Harambe
$1

Justin Jackson

RB · LAC

Tan and Chubb
$1

Eric Ebron

TE · PIT

RIP Harambe
$1

Ka'imi Fairbairn

K · HOU

Tan and Chubb
$1

Jerick McKinnon

RB · SF

Tan and Chubb