| $67 | Antonio Brown WR · PIT | WR · PIT | Take it to the Hauschka | RIP Harambe | 2 |
| $66 | Julio Jones WR · ATL | WR · ATL | Aaron It Out | Aaron It Out | 6 |
| $63 | Odell Beckham Jr. WR · NYG | WR · NYG | RIP Harambe | Hunter Buries Hookers | 5 |
| $62 | Ezekiel Elliott RB · DAL | RB · DAL | Zeke Squad | AP's Daycare: Closed | 8 |
| $58 | Adrian Peterson RB · MIN | RB · MIN | AP's Daycare: Closed | Make Jordy Great Again | 1 |
| $56 | Todd Gurley RB · LAR | RB · LAR | Gurley Gurls | Take it to the Hauschka | 4 |
| $55 | David Johnson RB · ARI | RB · ARI | Aaron It Out | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | 19 |
| $53 | Jordy Nelson WR · GB | WR · GB | AP's Daycare: Closed | B Chuggers | 11 |
| $53 | DeAndre Hopkins WR · HOU | WR · HOU | B Chuggers | Blount Blowin' | 15 |
| $53 | A.J. Green WR · CIN | WR · CIN | Hunter Buries Hookers | Hunter Buries Hookers | 17 |
| $49 | Lamar Miller RB · HOU | RB · HOU | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | Aaron It Out | 18 |
| $46 | Le'Veon Bell RB · PIT | RB · PIT | What the Funchess | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | 7 |
| $46 | Allen Robinson WR · JAX | WR · JAX | Gurley Gurls | Zeke Squad | 10 |
| $45 | Rob Gronkowski TE · NE | TE · NE | Zeke Squad | Take it to the Hauschka | 16 |
| $44 | Dez Bryant WR · DAL | WR · DAL | Make Jordy Great Again | Blount Blowin' | 3 |
| $44 | Devonta Freeman RB · ATL | RB · ATL | Gurley Gurls | Make Jordy Great Again | 13 |
| $38 | Sammy Watkins WR · BUF | WR · BUF | Make Jordy Great Again | AP's Daycare: Closed | 20 |
| $36 | Eddie Lacy RB · SEA | RB · SEA | RIP Harambe | Take it to the Hauschka | 28 |
| $35 | Doug Martin RB · TB | RB · TB | Gurley Gurls | Hunter Buries Hookers | 29 |
| $35 | Keenan Allen WR · LAC | WR · LAC | Take it to the Hauschka | Gurley Gurls | 48 |
| $34 | Jamaal Charles RB · KC | RB · KC | B Chuggers | Take it to the Hauschka | 40 |
| $34 | LeSean McCoy RB · BUF | RB · BUF | Aaron It Out | RIP Harambe | 50 |
| $33 | Alshon Jeffery WR · PHI | WR · PHI | RIP Harambe | B Chuggers | 23 |
| $32 | Mark Ingram RB · NO | RB · NO | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | Aaron It Out | 30 |
| $32 | Amari Cooper WR · LV | WR · LV | Blount Blowin' | What the Funchess | 45 |
| $30 | Thomas Rawls RB · SEA | RB · SEA | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | Make Jordy Great Again | 25 |
| $30 | Brandin Cooks WR · NE | WR · NE | Make Jordy Great Again | Make Jordy Great Again | 37 |
| $30 | Mike Evans WR · TB | WR · TB | Take it to the Hauschka | AP's Daycare: Closed | 44 |
| $30 | T.Y. Hilton WR · IND | WR · IND | Zeke Squad | B Chuggers | 47 |
| $29 | Randall Cobb WR · GB | WR · GB | Hunter Buries Hookers | Zeke Squad | 22 |
| $29 | Jonathan Stewart RB · CAR | RB · CAR | What the Funchess | Zeke Squad | 34 |
| $29 | Brandon Marshall WR · NYG | WR · NYG | What the Funchess | RIP Harambe | 38 |
| $29 | Latavius Murray RB · MIN | RB · MIN | Hunter Buries Hookers | Zeke Squad | 46 |
| $28 | C.J. Anderson RB · DEN | RB · DEN | RIP Harambe | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | 31 |
| $25 | Tom Brady QB · NE | QB · NE | Hunter Buries Hookers | Gurley Gurls | 12 |
| $25 | Demaryius Thomas WR · DEN | WR · DEN | RIP Harambe | What the Funchess | 33 |
| $24 | Carlos Hyde RB · SF | RB · SF | Blount Blowin' | Blount Blowin' | 27 |
| $24 | Doug Baldwin WR · SEA | WR · SEA | AP's Daycare: Closed | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | 43 |
| $23 | Jarvis Landry WR · MIA | WR · MIA | Make Jordy Great Again | AP's Daycare: Closed | 32 |
| $23 | Matt Forte RB · NYJ | RB · NYJ | Hunter Buries Hookers | Blount Blowin' | 39 |
| $22 | Cam Newton QB · CAR | QB · CAR | B Chuggers | RIP Harambe | 14 |
| $22 | Jeremy Hill RB · CIN | RB · CIN | Blount Blowin' | Hunter Buries Hookers | 41 |
| $22 | Eric Decker WR · NYJ | WR · NYJ | AP's Daycare: Closed | Blount Blowin' | 75 |
| $21 | Aaron Rodgers QB · GB | QB · GB | Aaron It Out | RIP Harambe | 26 |
| $21 | Jay Ajayi RB · MIA | RB · MIA | What the Funchess | B Chuggers | 131 |
| $17 | Golden Tate WR · DET | WR · DET | B Chuggers | Aaron It Out | 54 |
| $17 | DeMarco Murray RB · TEN | RB · TEN | Take it to the Hauschka | AP's Daycare: Closed | 56 |
| $17 | Jeremy Langford RB · CHI | RB · CHI | AP's Daycare: Closed | B Chuggers | 59 |
| $16 | Jeremy Maclin WR · KC | WR · KC | Blount Blowin' | Blount Blowin' | 51 |
| $16 | Rashad Jennings RB · NYG | RB · NYG | Hunter Buries Hookers | What the Funchess | 69 |
| $15 | Jordan Reed TE · WSH | TE · WSH | B Chuggers | Aaron It Out | 42 |
| $15 | Greg Olsen TE · CAR | TE · CAR | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | Make Jordy Great Again | 61 |
| $15 | Melvin Gordon RB · LAC | RB · LAC | Make Jordy Great Again | Hunter Buries Hookers | 65 |
| $14 | Julian Edelman WR · NE | WR · NE | B Chuggers | Take it to the Hauschka | 52 |
| $13 | Emmanuel Sanders WR · DEN | WR · DEN | Zeke Squad | Take it to the Hauschka | 64 |
| $12 | Josh Gordon WR · CLE | WR · CLE | Blount Blowin' | What the Funchess | 9 |
| $12 | Ryan Mathews RB · PHI | RB · PHI | What the Funchess | Hunter Buries Hookers | 53 |
| $12 | Kelvin Benjamin WR · CAR | WR · CAR | What the Funchess | What the Funchess | 57 |
| $12 | Larry Fitzgerald WR · ARI | WR · ARI | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | AP's Daycare: Closed | 68 |
| $12 | Duke Johnson Jr. RB · CLE | RB · CLE | Take it to the Hauschka | What the Funchess | 81 |
| $12 | Matt Jones RB · WSH | RB · WSH | Make Jordy Great Again | Zeke Squad | 82 |
| $12 | LeGarrette Blount RB · NE | RB · NE | Blount Blowin' | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | 115 |
| $11 | Russell Wilson QB · SEA | QB · SEA | Zeke Squad | B Chuggers | 35 |
| $11 | Drew Brees QB · NO | QB · NO | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | 55 |
| $11 | Delanie Walker TE · TEN | TE · TEN | AP's Daycare: Closed | Blount Blowin' | 63 |
| $10 | Frank Gore RB · IND | RB · IND | Make Jordy Great Again | Make Jordy Great Again | 73 |
| $10 | Arian Foster RB · MIA | RB · MIA | B Chuggers | Blount Blowin' | 99 |
| $10 | Tyler Lockett WR · SEA | WR · SEA | Blount Blowin' | Aaron It Out | 102 |
| $10 | Spencer Ware RB · KC | RB · KC | What the Funchess | Make Jordy Great Again | 121 |
| $10 | Victor Cruz WR · NYG | WR · NYG | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | 157 |
| $9 | Kirk Cousins QB · WSH | QB · WSH | Make Jordy Great Again | Gurley Gurls | 36 |
| $9 | John Brown WR · ARI | WR · ARI | Zeke Squad | Zeke Squad | 70 |
| $9 | Danny Woodhead RB · BAL | RB · BAL | B Chuggers | B Chuggers | 71 |
| $9 | Jordan Matthews WR · PHI | WR · PHI | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | Aaron It Out | 90 |
| $9 | Giovani Bernard RB · CIN | RB · CIN | B Chuggers | Zeke Squad | 94 |
| $8 | Derek Carr QB · LV | QB · LV | Blount Blowin' | Gurley Gurls | 24 |
| $8 | Andrew Luck QB · IND | QB · IND | Hunter Buries Hookers | Make Jordy Great Again | 49 |
| $8 | Donte Moncrief WR · IND | WR · IND | B Chuggers | Zeke Squad | 58 |
| $8 | Michael Floyd WR · NE | WR · NE | What the Funchess | Aaron It Out | 66 |
| $8 | Marvin Jones WR · DET | WR · DET | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | 79 |
| $8 | Chris Ivory RB · JAX | RB · JAX | Make Jordy Great Again | Make Jordy Great Again | 85 |
| $8 | Ameer Abdullah RB · DET | RB · DET | Zeke Squad | Zeke Squad | 106 |
| $7 | T.J. Yeldon RB · JAX | RB · JAX | Take it to the Hauschka | B Chuggers | 83 |
| $6 | Tavon Austin WR · LAR | WR · LAR | Take it to the Hauschka | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | 67 |
| $6 | DeSean Jackson WR · TB | WR · TB | Hunter Buries Hookers | Take it to the Hauschka | 76 |
| $6 | Ben Roethlisberger QB · PIT | QB · PIT | Take it to the Hauschka | Blount Blowin' | 87 |
| $6 | DeVante Parker WR · MIA | WR · MIA | Blount Blowin' | Take it to the Hauschka | 100 |
| $6 | Coby Fleener TE · NO | TE · NO | Blount Blowin' | Hunter Buries Hookers | 101 |
| $6 | Travis Kelce TE · KC | TE · KC | Take it to the Hauschka | AP's Daycare: Closed | 104 |
| $5 | Stefon Diggs WR · MIN | WR · MIN | Gurley Gurls | Gurley Gurls | 72 |
| $5 | Derrick Henry RB · TEN | RB · TEN | What the Funchess | AP's Daycare: Closed | 80 |
| $5 | Carson Palmer QB · ARI | QB · ARI | AP's Daycare: Closed | Take it to the Hauschka | 88 |
| $5 | Vincent Jackson WR · TB | WR · TB | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | 103 |
| $5 | Tyrod Taylor QB · BUF | QB · BUF | RIP Harambe | Make Jordy Great Again | 109 |
| $5 | Zach Miller TE · CHI | TE · CHI | Blount Blowin' | Hunter Buries Hookers | 125 |
| $5 | Martellus Bennett TE · GB | TE · GB | Make Jordy Great Again | Make Jordy Great Again | 133 |
| $5 | Kevin White WR · CHI | WR · CHI | Blount Blowin' | Blount Blowin' | 135 |
| $5 | Isaiah Crowell RB · CLE | RB · CLE | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | 139 |
| $5 | Markus Wheaton WR · CHI | WR · CHI | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | 149 |
| $4 | Jared Cook TE · LV | TE · LV | Aaron It Out | Hunter Buries Hookers | 77 |
| $4 | Willie Snead WR · NO | WR · NO | Zeke Squad | Gurley Gurls | 84 |
| $4 | Eli Manning QB · NYG | QB · NYG | What the Funchess | What the Funchess | 93 |
| $4 | DeAngelo Williams RB · PIT | RB · PIT | Zeke Squad | B Chuggers | 95 |
| $4 | Devin Funchess WR · CAR | WR · CAR | What the Funchess | Take it to the Hauschka | 112 |
| $4 | Sterling Shepard WR · NYG | WR · NYG | What the Funchess | What the Funchess | 117 |
| $4 | Adam Vinatieri K · IND | K · IND | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | Aaron It Out | 126 |
| $3 | Stephen Gostkowski K · NE | K · NE | What the Funchess | What the Funchess | 21 |
| $3 | Jameis Winston QB · TB | QB · TB | Gurley Gurls | Gurley Gurls | 60 |
| $3 | Davante Adams WR · GB | WR · GB | Aaron It Out | Aaron It Out | 78 |
| $3 | Philip Rivers QB · LAC | QB · LAC | Aaron It Out | What the Funchess | 105 |
| $3 | Gary Barnidge TE · CLE | TE · CLE | Take it to the Hauschka | Gurley Gurls | 108 |
| $3 | Torrey Smith WR · PHI | WR · PHI | Aaron It Out | Aaron It Out | 114 |
| $3 | Andy Dalton QB · CIN | QB · CIN | Zeke Squad | Take it to the Hauschka | 136 |
| $3 | Will Fuller V WR · HOU | WR · HOU | Zeke Squad | AP's Daycare: Closed | 140 |
| $3 | Corey Coleman WR · CLE | WR · CLE | Aaron It Out | Aaron It Out | 148 |
| $2 | Steven Hauschka K · BUF | K · BUF | Hunter Buries Hookers | RIP Harambe | 62 |
| $2 | Justin Tucker K · BAL | K · BAL | AP's Daycare: Closed | RIP Harambe | 74 |
| $2 | Michael Crabtree WR · LV | WR · LV | Zeke Squad | AP's Daycare: Closed | 92 |
| $2 | Travis Benjamin WR · LAC | WR · LAC | What the Funchess | Gurley Gurls | 96 |
| $2 | Blake Bortles QB · JAX | QB · JAX | Take it to the Hauschka | Make Jordy Great Again | 97 |
| $2 | Matthew Stafford QB · DET | QB · DET | Gurley Gurls | B Chuggers | 107 |
| $2 | Allen Hurns WR · JAX | WR · JAX | Hunter Buries Hookers | AP's Daycare: Closed | 116 |
| $2 | Theo Riddick RB · DET | RB · DET | Zeke Squad | Blount Blowin' | 123 |
| $2 | Graham Gano K · CAR | K · CAR | Blount Blowin' | Gurley Gurls | 132 |
| $2 | Charles Sims RB · TB | RB · TB | B Chuggers | RIP Harambe | 134 |
| $2 | Michael Thomas WR · NO | WR · NO | Take it to the Hauschka | Aaron It Out | 138 |
| $2 | Kenneth Dixon RB · BAL | RB · BAL | Take it to the Hauschka | RIP Harambe | 145 |
| $2 | Phillip Dorsett WR · IND | WR · IND | Take it to the Hauschka | Hunter Buries Hookers | 147 |
| $2 | Darren Sproles RB · PHI | RB · PHI | B Chuggers | Hunter Buries Hookers | 155 |
| $2 | Mike Wallace WR · BAL | WR · BAL | Hunter Buries Hookers | Gurley Gurls | 160 |
| $1 | Mason Crosby K · GB | K · GB | RIP Harambe | RIP Harambe | 86 |
| $1 | Mohamed Sanu WR · ATL | WR · ATL | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | 91 |
| $1 | James Starks RB · GB | RB · GB | Blount Blowin' | Blount Blowin' | 111 |
| $1 | Dan Bailey K · DAL | K · DAL | Zeke Squad | Zeke Squad | 118 |
| $1 | Antonio Gates TE · LAC | TE · LAC | Gurley Gurls | Gurley Gurls | 120 |
| $1 | Tyler Eifert TE · CIN | TE · CIN | RIP Harambe | RIP Harambe | 122 |
| $1 | Zach Ertz TE · PHI | TE · PHI | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! | 127 |
| $1 | Julius Thomas TE · MIA | TE · MIA | What the Funchess | What the Funchess | 129 |
| $1 | Bilal Powell RB · NYJ | RB · NYJ | Zeke Squad | Zeke Squad | 130 |
| $1 | Eric Ebron TE · DET | TE · DET | Hunter Buries Hookers | Hunter Buries Hookers | 137 |
| $1 | Devontae Booker RB · DEN | RB · DEN | B Chuggers | B Chuggers | 142 |
| $1 | Blair Walsh K · SEA | K · SEA | Gurley Gurls | Gurley Gurls | 143 |
| $1 | Jerick McKinnon RB · MIN | RB · MIN | Make Jordy Great Again | Make Jordy Great Again | 144 |
| $1 | Chris Boswell K · PIT | K · PIT | Take it to the Hauschka | Take it to the Hauschka | 146 |
| $1 | Justin Forsett RB · DEN | RB · DEN | B Chuggers | B Chuggers | 151 |
| $1 | Terrance West RB · BAL | RB · BAL | Make Jordy Great Again | Make Jordy Great Again | 153 |
| $1 | Tajae Sharpe WR · TEN | WR · TEN | RIP Harambe | RIP Harambe | 154 |
| $1 | Chandler Catanzaro K · NYJ | K · NYJ | Aaron It Out | Aaron It Out | 156 |
| $1 | Steve Smith Sr. WR · BAL | WR · BAL | AP's Daycare: Closed | AP's Daycare: Closed | 158 |
| $1 | Brandon McManus K · DEN | K · DEN | B Chuggers | B Chuggers | 159 |
| $1 | Laquon Treadwell WR · MIN | WR · MIN | Make Jordy Great Again | Make Jordy Great Again | 161 |
| $1 | James White RB · NE | RB · NE | RIP Harambe | RIP Harambe | 162 |
| $1 | Dwayne Allen TE · NE | TE · NE | Hunter Buries Hookers | Hunter Buries Hookers | 163 |
| $1 | Kenny Stills WR · MIA | WR · MIA | Aaron It Out | Aaron It Out | 164 |
| $1 | Kamar Aiken WR · IND | WR · IND | AP's Daycare: Closed | AP's Daycare: Closed | 165 |
| $1 | Tevin Coleman RB · ATL | RB · ATL | Gurley Gurls | Gurley Gurls | 167 |
| $1 | Marcus Mariota QB · TEN | QB · TEN | Make Jordy Great Again | Make Jordy Great Again | 168 |
| $1 | Christine Michael RB · GB | RB · GB | RIP Harambe | RIP Harambe | 169 |
| $1 | Shane Vereen RB · NYG | RB · NYG | Hunter Buries Hookers | Hunter Buries Hookers | 170 |
| $1 | Anquan Boldin WR · DET | WR · DET | Aaron It Out | Aaron It Out | 171 |
| $1 | Tyler Boyd WR · CIN | WR · CIN | AP's Daycare: Closed | AP's Daycare: Closed | 172 |
| $1 | Chris Hogan WR · NE | WR · NE | Gurley Gurls | Gurley Gurls | 173 |
| $1 | Matt Prater K · DET | K · DET | Make Jordy Great Again | Make Jordy Great Again | 174 |
| $1 | DeAndre Washington RB · LV | RB · LV | RIP Harambe | RIP Harambe | 175 |
| $1 | Kenny Britt WR · CLE | WR · CLE | Hunter Buries Hookers | Hunter Buries Hookers | 176 |
| $1 | Jimmy Graham TE · SEA | TE · SEA | Aaron It Out | Aaron It Out | 177 |
| $1 | Ryan Fitzpatrick QB · NYJ | QB · NYJ | AP's Daycare: Closed | AP's Daycare: Closed | 178 |
| $1 | Dorial Green-Beckham WR · PHI | WR · PHI | Gurley Gurls | Gurley Gurls | 179 |
| $1 | Matt Ryan QB · ATL | QB · ATL | RIP Harambe | RIP Harambe | 181 |
| $1 | Pierre Garcon WR · SF | WR · SF | Aaron It Out | Aaron It Out | 182 |
| $1 | Terrelle Pryor Sr. WR · WSH | WR · WSH | Gurley Gurls | Gurley Gurls | 184 |
| $1 | Jason Witten TE · DAL | TE · DAL | RIP Harambe | RIP Harambe | 185 |
| $1 | Ted Ginn Jr. WR · CAR | WR · CAR | Aaron It Out | Aaron It Out | 186 |
| $1 | Chris Conley WR · KC | WR · KC | AP's Daycare: Closed | AP's Daycare: Closed | 187 |
| $1 | Sammie Coates WR · PIT | WR · PIT | RIP Harambe | RIP Harambe | 189 |
| $1 | Eli Rogers WR · PIT | WR · PIT | AP's Daycare: Closed | AP's Daycare: Closed | 190 |
| $1 | Larry Donnell TE · NYG | TE · NYG | Gurley Gurls | Gurley Gurls | 191 |
| $1 | Dak Prescott QB · DAL | QB · DAL | AP's Daycare: Closed | AP's Daycare: Closed | 192 |
