Teams

Chase is Laughlin

chjames22

Titles 2024 · 2016 · Best 2024 (1) · Cellar 2019 · 2018 · 2015

Chase is Laughlin is the franchise equivalent of “we’ll figure it out in the car.” Chase is Laughlin has the hardware from 2024 and 2016. This is not a humble franchise. It is a walking exhibit. They will be due forever, which is a lifestyle.

Dad's Team

Abode4Life

Titles none · Best 2025 (2) · Cellar 2023 · 2016 · 2014

Dad's Team is what happens when confidence gets a font and a color scheme. Dad's Team collected last place in 2023, 2016, and 2014. That is not a slump. That is interior design. The injury report is not a strategy. They keep highlighting it anyway.

Diggs Kareem? I Said Stick Team

htd658

Titles none · Best 2015 (3)

Diggs Kareem? I Said Stick Team sounds like a brand until Sunday, when it sounds like a customer-service hold song. Diggs Kareem? I Said Stick Team's peak is 3rd in 2015, a finish that still gets brought up at parties, uninvited. History is watching. History is also laughing, which is rude but fair.

Hotel Motel Golladay Inn

skianth16

Titles 2017 · 2014 · Best 2014 (1)

Hotel Motel Golladay Inn is an extended-stay situation: thin walls, thinner wideouts, and a vacancy sign that has seen things. Hotel Motel Golladay Inn has the hardware from 2017 and 2014. Ask them about it. Do not. They will tell you anyway. No extra towels. Complimentary soap, though.

JustNeedOneWinGonnaBeGolden

bruiser5559330

Titles 2015 · Best 2015 (1)

JustNeedOneWinGonnaBeGolden is a walking group-chat thesis that somehow also has a roster. JustNeedOneWinGonnaBeGolden has the hardware from 2015. The parade was short. The retelling is not. Their plan is "next week," which has been the plan since the draft.

LIL PROM

promm3

Titles none · Best 2022 (4) · Cellar 2017

LIL PROM is the league’s reminder that you can rename a disaster and still have a disaster. LIL PROM collected last place in 2017. They brought a participation trophy and then lost it. The Bengals remain available as a cautionary tale, free of charge.

Mispeled Missles

mattman42387

Titles 2020 · Best 2020 (1) · Cellar 2025

Mispeled Missles showed up, named itself like a movie sequel, and has been improvising the rest. Mispeled Missles has the hardware from 2020. The banner is real. The modesty is missing. The playoffs are a rumor they keep forwarding to the group chat.

RIP Harambe

steve.miracle

Titles 2018 · Best 2018 (1) · Cellar 2024

RIP Harambe is still waiting for the bit to land. The bit has union hours. RIP Harambe has the hardware from 2018. They treat the belt like a personality, which, to be fair, it is. The algorithm does not owe them a parade. They have emailed it anyway.

Shime Time

bshime45

Titles 2022 · Best 2022 (1) · Cellar 2020

Shime Time would like it on the record that the name was supposed to be intimidating. The record declined. Shime Time has the hardware from 2022. The rest of the league provided the documentary about how it should have been them. They remain undefeated in hypotheticals.

Uncle Rico's State Runner Ups

roddaa

Titles 2021 · Best 2021 (1)

Uncle Rico's State Runner Ups is what the group chat would invent if it were allowed to vote on branding. Uncle Rico's State Runner Ups has the hardware from 2021. Champagnes were involved. So was a group chat that never recovered. They drafted a vibe and called it a process.

What the Funchess

5674petersm

Titles none · Best 2018 (4) · Cellar 2022

What the Funchess is a carefully curated collection of “he was due” and other folk remedies. What the Funchess collected last place in 2022. That takes a calendar and a dream, mostly the calendar. The waiver wire has a restraining order in draft form.

Titles 2025 · 2023 · 2019 · Best 2025 (1) · Cellar 2021

Zeke Squad exists to prove that a good team name cannot block for anybody. Zeke Squad has the hardware from 2025, 2023, and 2019. They won it, then immediately became insufferable, which is the correct order. Somebody has to be the plot. They volunteered.