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League history
2025
Zeke Squad · 27-7 · 1976.3 PF
Zeke Squad won it all, which is adorable, because several of you spent September acting like the algorithm owed you a parade.
Champion
2024
Chase is Laughlin · 22-12 · 1948.2 PF
Chase is Laughlin took 2024 the way a raccoon takes a garbage can: messy, loud, and somehow holding a trophy.
Champion
2023
Zeke Squad · 23-11 · 1826.5 PF
Crown Zeke Squad (23-11).
Champion
2022
Shime Time · 24-10 · 1863.1 PF
Shime Time won it all, which is adorable, because several of you spent September acting like the algorithm owed you a parade.
Champion
2021
Uncle Rico's Cheesesteaks · 25-9 · 1900.9 PF
Crown Uncle Rico's Cheesesteaks (25-9).
Champion
2020
Tan and Chubb · 25-7 · 1990.4 PF
Crown Tan and Chubb (25-7).
Champion
2019
Zeke Squad · 25-7 · 1926.2 PF
Zeke Squad won it all, which is adorable, because several of you spent September acting like the algorithm owed you a parade.
Champion
2018
RIP Harambe · 19-13 · 1597.8 PF
RIP Harambe took 2018 the way a raccoon takes a garbage can: messy, loud, and somehow holding a trophy.
Champion
2017
Hotel Motel Golladay Inn · 23-9 · 1488.7 PF
Crown Hotel Motel Golladay Inn (23-9).
Champion
2016
Aaron It Out · 27-5 · 1713.1 PF
Aaron It Out won it all, which is adorable, because several of you spent September acting like the algorithm owed you a parade.
Champion
2015
Rodg Rodg · 29-3 · 1782.6 PF
Crown Rodg Rodg (29-3).
Champion
2014
Take it to the Hauschka · 25-7 · 1494 PF
Take it to the Hauschka took 2014 the way a raccoon takes a garbage can: messy, loud, and somehow holding a trophy.
Champion
2026 in review
The trophy is still packed in bubble wrap. Do not let that stop anyone from already writing their concession speech in Notes. RIP Harambe is currently playing like they paid the invoice. JustNeedOneWinGonnaBeGolden is currently playing like the invoice bounced. Hotel Motel Golladay Inn spent 2026 proving that a clever team name does not catch a fade at the goal line. Somewhere in Cincinnati, a perfectly good September was already being saved over a 2025 file named “this is our year (revised).doc.”
Champion
1st
RIP Harambe
steve.miracle · 8-2
Runner-up
2nd
Diggs Kareem? I Said Stick Team
htd658 · 8-2
Third
3rd
Hotel Motel Golladay Inn
skianth16 · 8-2
2026 standings
| # | Team | W-L | H2H | Med | PF | PA | Streak |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | RIP Harambe steve.miracle | 8-2 | 3-2 | 5-0 | 624.5 | 514.3 | W2 |
| 2 | Diggs Kareem? I Said Stick Team htd658 | 8-2 | 4-1 | 4-1 | 616.4 | 524 | — |
| 3 | Hotel Motel Golladay Inn skianth16 | 8-2 | 4-1 | 4-1 | 558.3 | 546.4 | W4 |
| 4 | Shime Time bshime45 | 7-3 | 4-1 | 3-2 | 557.3 | 552.7 | W2 |
| 5 | LIL PROM promm3 | 6-4 | 3-2 | 3-2 | 541.3 | 524.2 | L1 |
| 6 | Dad's Team Abode4Life | 5-5 | 1-4 | 4-1 | 577.2 | 601.6 | — |
| 7 | ZEK Zeke Squad viper36421 | 5-5 | 3-2 | 2-3 | 557.7 | 529.6 | W1 |
| 8 | Chase is Laughlin chjames22 | 5-5 | 3-2 | 2-3 | 499.2 | 507.3 | L1 |
| 9 | Uncle Rico's State Runner Ups roddaa | 4-6 | 3-2 | 1-4 | 451 | 451.2 | — |
| 10 | Mispeled Missles mattman42387 | 2-8 | 1-4 | 1-4 | 500.3 | 599.4 | L1 |
| 11 | What the Funchess 5674petersm | 2-8 | 1-4 | 1-4 | 485.9 | 541.6 | — |
| 12 | JustNeedOneWinGonnaBeGolden bruiser5559330 | 0-10 | 0-5 | 0-5 | 496.4 | 573.1 | L5 |