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League history
2025
Zeke Squad · 27-7 · 1976.3 PF
Zeke Squad won it all, which is adorable, because several of you spent September acting like the algorithm owed you a parade.
Champion
2024
Chase is Laughlin · 22-12 · 1948.2 PF
Chase is Laughlin took 2024 the way a raccoon takes a garbage can: messy, loud, and somehow holding a trophy.
Champion
2023
Zeke Squad · 23-11 · 1826.5 PF
Crown Zeke Squad (23-11).
Champion
2022
Shime Time · 24-10 · 1863.1 PF
Shime Time won it all, which is adorable, because several of you spent September acting like the algorithm owed you a parade.
Champion
2021
Uncle Rico's Cheesesteaks · 25-9 · 1900.9 PF
Crown Uncle Rico's Cheesesteaks (25-9).
Champion
2020
Tan and Chubb · 25-7 · 1990.4 PF
Crown Tan and Chubb (25-7).
Champion
2019
Zeke Squad · 25-7 · 1926.2 PF
Zeke Squad won it all, which is adorable, because several of you spent September acting like the algorithm owed you a parade.
Champion
2018
RIP Harambe · 19-13 · 1597.8 PF
RIP Harambe took 2018 the way a raccoon takes a garbage can: messy, loud, and somehow holding a trophy.
Champion
2017
Hotel Motel Golladay Inn · 23-9 · 1488.7 PF
Crown Hotel Motel Golladay Inn (23-9).
Champion
2016
Aaron It Out · 27-5 · 1713.1 PF
Aaron It Out won it all, which is adorable, because several of you spent September acting like the algorithm owed you a parade.
Champion
2015
Rodg Rodg · 29-3 · 1782.6 PF
Crown Rodg Rodg (29-3).
Champion
2014
Take it to the Hauschka · 25-7 · 1494 PF
Take it to the Hauschka took 2014 the way a raccoon takes a garbage can: messy, loud, and somehow holding a trophy.
Champion
2026 in review
The trophy is still packed in bubble wrap. Do not let that stop anyone from already writing their concession speech in Notes. 12 teams are in the lobby, arguing about keepers and pretending Week 1 is just data. Hotel Motel Golladay Inn checked in, requested extra towels, and then ghosted the season like the namesake wide receiver they memorialized. Somewhere in Cincinnati, a perfectly good September was already being saved over a 2025 file named “this is our year (revised).doc.”
Champion
1st
Hotel Motel Golladay Inn
skianth16 · 0-0
Runner-up
2nd
Dad's Team
Abode4Life · 0-0
Third
3rd
Shime Time
bshime45 · 0-0
2026 standings
| # | Team | W-L | H2H | Med | PF | PA | Streak |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hotel Motel Golladay Inn skianth16 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | — |
| 2 | Dad's Team Abode4Life | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | — |
| 3 | Shime Time bshime45 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | — |
| 4 | Chase is Laughlin chjames22 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | — |
| 5 | ZEK Zeke Squad viper36421 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | — |
| 6 | WeSuck bruiser5559330 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | — |
| 7 | Diggs Kareem? I Said Stick Team htd658 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | — |
| 8 | What the Funchess 5674petersm | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | — |
| 9 | Uncle Rico's State Runner Ups roddaa | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | — |
| 10 | LIL PROM promm3 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | — |
| 11 | RIP Harambe steve.miracle | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | — |
| 12 | Miami Missles mattman42387 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | — |