RIP Harambe 73.5-91 Take it to the Hauschka
0-2 / 1-1
Take it to the Hauschka beat RIP Harambe 91-73.5 and won the head-to-head but missed the median (1-1).
The desk
Week 5 recap
Teenie Boppers Inc/2016 · Week 14ESPN
League desk
Week 5 is in the books. The league median landed at 99.3. 4 teams went 2-0. 4 went 0-2. Zeke Squad posted the high score at 131.2.
2-0
Zeke Squad, Aaron It Out, Gurley Gurls, and RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA!
1-1
Take it to the Hauschka, Hunter Buries Hookers, B Chuggers, and What the Funchess
0-2
RIP Harambe, Blount Blowin', AP's Daycare: Closed, and Make Jordy Great Again
Biggest H2H
Zeke Squad 131.2 - 102.8 Hunter Buries Hookers
28.3 point margin
Closest H2H
Aaron It Out 111 - 101.8 B Chuggers
9.2 point margin
Top scorers
- David Johnson · RB · Aaron It Out30.5
- Tom Brady · QB · Hunter Buries Hookers29.6
- Ben Roethlisberger · QB · Take it to the Hauschka29.2
- Ezekiel Elliott · RB · Zeke Squad29.1
- Sammie Coates · WR · AP's Daycare: Closed25.9
How the matchups went
Zeke Squad 131.2-102.8 Hunter Buries Hookers
2-0 / 1-1
Zeke Squad handled Hunter Buries Hookers 131.2-102.8 and swept the week 2-0.
Aaron It Out 111-101.8 B Chuggers
2-0 / 1-1
Aaron It Out beat B Chuggers 111-101.8 and swept the week 2-0.
Blount Blowin' 84.6-100 Gurley Gurls
0-2 / 2-0
Gurley Gurls beat Blount Blowin' 100-84.6 and swept the week 2-0.
AP's Daycare: Closed 93.5-110.6 RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA!
0-2 / 2-0
RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! beat AP's Daycare: Closed 110.6-93.5 and swept the week 2-0.
Make Jordy Great Again 88-98.6 What the Funchess
0-2 / 1-1
What the Funchess beat Make Jordy Great Again 98.6-88 and won the head-to-head but missed the median (1-1).
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 5
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Arizona Cardinals33
San Francisco 49ers21Final
New England Patriots33
Cleveland Browns13Final
Philadelphia Eagles23
Detroit Lions24Final
Chicago Bears23
Indianapolis Colts29Final
Tennessee Titans30
Miami Dolphins17Final
Houston Texans13
Minnesota Vikings31Final
New York Jets13
Pittsburgh Steelers31Final
Washington Redskins16
Baltimore Ravens10Final
Atlanta Falcons23
Denver Broncos16Final
Cincinnati Bengals14
Dallas Cowboys28Final
San Diego Chargers31
Oakland Raiders34Final
Buffalo Bills30
Los Angeles Rams19Final
New York Giants16
Green Bay Packers23Final
Tampa Bay Buccaneers17
Carolina Panthers14
ARI @ SF · Recap
Cardinals capitalize on 49ers mistakes to win 33-21
Drew Stanton threw two touchdown passes to Larry Fitzgerald, David Johnson ran for two scores and the Arizona Cardinals capitalized on San Francisco mistakes beat the 49ers 33-21.
NE @ CLE · Recap
Pumped up: Brady passes for 406 yards in return for Patriots
Tom Brady, looking razor-sharp at times and relatively rust-free after serving his four-game "Deflategate" suspension, passed for 406 yards and three touchdowns to Martellus Bennett on Sunday.
PHI @ DET · Recap
Prater's kick, Slay's pick give Lions 24-23 win over Eagles
Matt Prater kicked a 29-yard field goal with 1:28 left and Darius Slay made an over-the-shoulder interception on the next snap, helping the Lions to a 24-23 victory over the Eagles on Sunday.
CHI @ IND · Recap
Faster tempo allows Colts, Luck to hold off Bears 29-23
Andrew Luck threw a 35-yard TD pass to T.Y. Hilton with 3:43 left Sunday to lead the Indianapolis Colts past the Chicago Bears 29-23.
TEN @ MIA · Recap
Mariota throws for 3 scores to help Titans beat Miami 30-17
Marcus Mariota threw for three touchdowns and ran for another score, helping the Tennessee Titans overcome a handful of big plays by the Miami Dolphins to win 30-17 Sunday.
HOU @ MIN · Recap
Vikings stay unbeaten with easy 31-13 victory over Texans
Adam Thielen finished with a career-high 127 receiving yards, and the Minnesota Vikings defense flustered Brock Osweiler and the Houston Texans on their way to a 31-13 victory on Sunday.