Hunter Buries Hookers 128.4-120.6 Take it to the Hauschka
2-0 / 1-1
Hunter Buries Hookers beat Take it to the Hauschka 128.4-120.6 and swept the week 2-0.
The desk
Week 1 recap
Teenie Boppers Inc/2016 · Week 14ESPN
League desk
Week 1 is in the books. The league median landed at 94. 3 teams went 2-0. 3 went 0-2. Hunter Buries Hookers posted the high score at 128.4. Closest H2H: AP's Daycare: Closed vs Make Jordy Great Again (0.3 pts).
2-0
Hunter Buries Hookers, RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA!, and What the Funchess
1-1
Take it to the Hauschka, RIP Harambe, Zeke Squad, Gurley Gurls, Blount Blowin', and AP's Daycare: Closed
0-2
B Chuggers, Aaron It Out, and Make Jordy Great Again
Biggest H2H
RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! 110.5 - 98.3 Gurley Gurls
12.2 point margin
Closest H2H
AP's Daycare: Closed 89.6 - 89.4 Make Jordy Great Again
0.3 point margin
Top scorers
- Andrew Luck · QB · Hunter Buries Hookers35.5
- Drew Brees · QB · RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA!31.4
- DeAngelo Williams · RB · Zeke Squad29.1
- Brandin Cooks · WR · Make Jordy Great Again27.4
- Matthew Stafford · QB · Gurley Gurls26.1
How the matchups went
RIP Harambe 83.3-72.7 B Chuggers
1-1 / 0-2
RIP Harambe beat B Chuggers 83.3-72.7 and won the head-to-head but missed the median (1-1).
Zeke Squad 86.8-84.3 Aaron It Out
1-1 / 0-2
Zeke Squad squeaked past Aaron It Out 86.8-84.3 and won the head-to-head but missed the median (1-1).
RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! 110.5-98.3 Gurley Gurls
2-0 / 1-1
RIP BK......... SEEEEEEEEEE YA! beat Gurley Gurls 110.5-98.3 and swept the week 2-0.
Blount Blowin' 103-105 What the Funchess
1-1 / 2-0
What the Funchess squeaked past Blount Blowin' 105-103 and swept the week 2-0.
AP's Daycare: Closed 89.6-89.4 Make Jordy Great Again
1-1 / 0-2
AP's Daycare: Closed squeaked past Make Jordy Great Again 89.6-89.4 and won the head-to-head but missed the median (1-1).
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 1
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Carolina Panthers20
Denver Broncos21Final
Tampa Bay Buccaneers31
Atlanta Falcons24Final
Minnesota Vikings25
Tennessee Titans16Final/OT
San Diego Chargers27
Kansas City Chiefs33Final
Oakland Raiders35
New Orleans Saints34Final
Cincinnati Bengals23
New York Jets22Final
Cleveland Browns10
Philadelphia Eagles29Final
Green Bay Packers27
Jacksonville Jaguars23Final
Buffalo Bills7
Baltimore Ravens13Final
Chicago Bears14
Houston Texans23Final
Miami Dolphins10
Seattle Seahawks12Final
New York Giants20
Dallas Cowboys19Final
Detroit Lions39
Indianapolis Colts35Final
New England Patriots23
Arizona Cardinals21Final
Pittsburgh Steelers38
Washington Redskins16Final
Los Angeles Rams0
San Francisco 49ers28CAR @ DEN · Recap
Defense-minded Broncos win as Panthers' kick misses at end
Denver's dominant defense came up big against Cam Newton again, and the Broncos escaped with a 21-20 victory over the Panthers on Thursday night when Graham Gano missed a 50-yard field goal.
TB @ ATL · Recap
Winston throws 4 TD passes, Bucs beat Falcons 31-24
Jameis Winston threw four touchdown passes, and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers claimed a winning record for the first since 2012 by opening the season with a 31-24 victory over the Atlanta Falcons.
MIN @ TEN · Recap
Vikings score 2 TDs off turnovers in beating Titans 25-16
Eric Kendricks returned an interception 77 yards for a touchdown late in the third quarter and Danielle Hunter scored a 24-yard TD off a fumble return and the Vikings beat the Titans 25-16.
SD @ KC · Recap
Chiefs overcome 17-point deficit, beat Chargers 33-27 in OT
Alex Smith dived for a touchdown on the first possession of overtime, completing the Kansas City Chiefs' frantic rally from a 17-point fourth-quarter deficit to beat the San Diego Chargers 33-27
OAK @ NO · Recap
Carr, Raiders rally to beat Saints 35-34
David Carr hit Seth Roberts for a 10-yard touchdown with 47 seconds left, then connected with Michael Crabtree on a 2-point conversion, and the Oakland Raiders edged the New Orleans Saints 35-34.
CIN @ NYJ · Recap
Nugent's 47-yarder field goal leads Bengals past Jets 23-22
Mike Nugent kicked a 47-yard field goal with 54 seconds left, lifting the Cincinnati Bengals to a 23-22 season-opening victory over the New York Jets on Sunday.